Awesome! Here is a funny joke about an Indian boy on his first day at school in the USA. It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry - 1775" he said. “Very good!"
Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?”. Again no response, except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln - 1863", said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar - who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians". "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer - 1862"
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke" The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister - 1991"
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S**k this!" Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky - 1997!"
Now with almost a little mob hysteria someone said, "You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you" Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy - 2001"
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq - 2005"… :cheers:
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up, "Patrick Henry - 1775" he said. “Very good!"
Who said, "Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?”. Again no response, except from Chandrashekhar. "Abraham Lincoln - 1863", said Chandrashekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar - who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians". "Who said that?" she demanded. Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer - 1862"
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke" The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister - 1991"
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S**k this!" Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky - 1997!"
Now with almost a little mob hysteria someone said, "You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you" Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy - 2001"
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!" And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq - 2005"… :cheers:
