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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2901479" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Mommy, Mommy!</strong></p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!</p><p>Shut up, we'll get Grandpa's glass eye when he goes to sleep!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the dog food?</p><p>Shut up and eat your meat loaf.</p><p></p><p>Mommy ! Mommy ! I don't want to go to England!</p><p>Shut the fuck up, and keep swimming!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to visit Grandma</p><p>Shut up and keep digging.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.</p><p>Shut up and eat around it!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!</p><p>Well throw some more gasoline on him then.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.</p><p>Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!</p><p>Shut up or I'll flush it again!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti!</p><p>Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning?</p><p>Shut up, and keep licking.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress?</p><p>You know it won't fit over your iron lung</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!</p><p>Shut up and eat your french fries!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!</p><p>Shut up, Grandpa wants his glass eye back!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the</p><p>elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT</p><p></p><p>"Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?"</p><p>"Shut up, you know that grandma's leg isn't infected anymore."</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?</p><p>Shut up and get back in the sack!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?</p><p>Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?</p><p>Shut up and eat your cornflakes!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.</p><p>Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy!, can I lick the bowl?</p><p>Shut up and flush the toilet like the other kids.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy!, When is the pool going to be ready?</p><p>Shut up and keep spitting.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup!</p><p>Shut up, do you expect me to strain Grandpa's vomit?</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!</p><p>Shut up and get away from the dart board!</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Can we have the nice yellow pudding again?</p><p>Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infected.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.</p><p>Shut up and get the maple syrup.</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!</p><p>Shut up and step on the gas!</p><p></p><p>"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."</p><p>"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! I just sucked Daddy and my mouth smells shit!</p><p>Well, your little brother probably has diarrhea...</p><p></p><p>Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying?</p><p>Shut up and eat your hot dog!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2901479, member: 14320"] [B]Mommy, Mommy![/B] Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now! Shut up, we'll get Grandpa's glass eye when he goes to sleep! Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the dog food? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy ! Mommy ! I don't want to go to England! Shut the fuck up, and keep swimming! Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to visit Grandma Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise. Shut up and eat around it! Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! Well throw some more gasoline on him then. Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again! Mommy, Mommy! I HATE spaghetti! Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm. Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning? Shut up, and keep licking. Mommy, Mommy! Can I buy a new dress? You know it won't fit over your iron lung Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers! Shut up and eat your french fries! Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now! Shut up, Grandpa wants his glass eye back! Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT "Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?" "Shut up, you know that grandma's leg isn't infected anymore." Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim? Shut up and get back in the sack! Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg! Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? Shut up and eat your cornflakes! Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you. Mommy, Mommy!, can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush the toilet like the other kids. Mommy, Mommy!, When is the pool going to be ready? Shut up and keep spitting. Mommy, Mommy! I don't like the crunchy stuff in my pea soup! Shut up, do you expect me to strain Grandpa's vomit? Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shut up and get away from the dart board! Mommy, Mommy! Can we have the nice yellow pudding again? Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infected. Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller. Shut up and get the maple syrup. Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Shut up and step on the gas! "Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." "No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again." Mommy, Mommy! I just sucked Daddy and my mouth smells shit! Well, your little brother probably has diarrhea... Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying? Shut up and eat your hot dog! [/QUOTE]
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