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Message: <blockquote data-quote="satria_95" data-source="post: 2228944" data-attributes="member: 1506">Story 5A pig rempit was riding his cheap modified bike around town, revving his bike so everyone can hear the preng-preng-preng noise from his stolen exhaust. He pulled a wheelie and everyone started clapping hands. So while doing the wheelie, he looked around to see those people clapping hand and cheering him on. With much encouragement, he stood up on his bike while pulling a wheelie and the road side crowd cheered even more. When he eventually looked in front, after soaking in the cheering and clapping, he shot across a red traffic light and a trailer came from the right and smashed head on into that pig on the wheelying bike. The pig rider's body basically exploded on impact and his flesh and internal organs flew all over the place.Lesson 5a: Don't be a stupid ass pig rempit.Lesson 5b: Just because people are cheering you on, it doesn't mean they are supporting you. They may cheering you on to an obvious disaster. So be careful when people cheer you on.Story 6:A babi-bodoh in punk clothes and obviously-stupid-spiked-up-green-colored hair was walking on the road side, approaching a traffic light cross junction. As he reached the traffic light, the pedestrian traffic light showed red, which means DO NOT WALK or JANGAN LINTAS. But when he stepped down from the curb and just crossed the road irregardless of the RED light on the pedestrian traffic light, some tudung girls looked at him with their jaw down and stunned looks. This punk-pig then walked with even more style and started swinging his hands with more "gaya" and walked at an even more cool slow pace. When he was half way crossing the road, a speeding Rapid KL bus crossed the traffic light (it was green on the buses side anyway), coming from the left of that punk pig. The bus could not stop in time and mowed the punk-pig down. The punk pig was crushed under the bus and dragged for... erm.... well, the bus just continued driving, leaving a trail of blood and flesh on the road. The tudung girls laughed after that.Lesson 6: Just because some girls look at you with their jaws dropped and stunned looks, it does not mean they are awed by your handsome-ness or looks or whatever. Stop being egoistic and pay attention to traffic lights. The girls may be stunned because of your clear and obvious stupidity.</blockquote>

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