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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003691" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>AMERICAN WOMEN </p><p>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. </p><p>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. </p><p>Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. </p><p>Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea. </p><p></p><p>JAPANESE WOMEN </p><p>First date: She's shy, so you don't get to kiss her at all. </p><p>Second date: She'll take a bath in front of you and let you smell her panties. </p><p>Third date: You get to have kinky sex with her. </p><p>Then she'll bid you sayonara, as that was her last fling as she's getting married to a Japanese man tomorrow. </p><p></p><p>MALAY WOMEN </p><p>First date: You get to touch that big breast of hers. </p><p>Second date: You get to home base with her. </p><p>Third date: You have to promise her that you are going to get circumcised. </p><p>Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole </p><p>family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three </p><p>more times as allowed under Islamic law! </p><p></p><p>CHINESE WOMEN </p><p>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. </p><p>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing </p><p>happens too. </p><p>Third date: You have already realized that nothing's going to happen. </p><p></p><p>INDIAN WOMEN </p><p></p><p>First date: You meet her parents. </p><p>Second date: The date is set for the wedding. </p><p>Third date: It's your wedding night! </p><p></p><p>HONG KONG WOMEN </p><p></p><p>First date: you lose all your cash in your wallet </p><p>Second date: you max out all your credit cards </p><p>Third date: you clean out your bank account and you still can't get to first base </p><p>3 weeks after your third date, you die from SARS.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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