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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003654" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>One evening at the bar........ </p><p></p><p>A guy in his 40s walks in carrying a big bag and sits at the counter. He place the bag on the seat beside him and proceed to order a drink..... </p><p></p><p>The bar tender served him his drink and being curious, asked "Whats in the big bag?" </p><p></p><p>Without saying a word he opens the bag and out jumps a small and cute little 12inch midget that ran to the piano and started playing happily. </p><p></p><p>Everyone was amazed by how good he was. The curious bar tender said "u know you could make a lot of money with this little guy, where did you get him from?" </p><p></p><p>He replied cooly"I found a lamp in my attic and when I rub it out came a genie and he said will grant 1 wish to anyone who release him, and I wish and I got what I wish for" </p><p></p><p>"WOW! if thats the case would you lend me the lamp so I could wish for something? said the bar tender. </p><p></p><p>Being unselfish the man replied "sure!" </p><p></p><p>"BUT be careful what you wish for....." </p><p></p><p>Bartender "huh??" </p><p></p><p>"pronunciation is very important......WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WANT TO WISH FOR A 12 INCH "PIANIST"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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