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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2993327" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q: What was Moby Dick's father's name?</p><p>A: Papa Boner.</p><p></p><p>Q: How is a blonde and a pitcher different?</p><p>A: A blonde doesn't mind when you charge the mound.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?</p><p>A: Seeing her box.</p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard about the new radio station in town?</p><p>A: It's called WPMS... every month they give you three weeks of the</p><p>blues and then one week of rag time.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the new high school course?</p><p>A: Intercourse ... you go between periods and you are expected to come.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?</p><p>A: You call them up and tell them you can't come.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?</p><p>A: Your wife.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?</p><p>A: One set to bitch at you with, and the other to apologize with.</p><p></p><p>Q: How come you never see the Taco Bell Chihuahua dancing at a party?</p><p>A: Because he has two left feet.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women?</p><p>A: They're always bitter.</p><p></p><p>Q: What should you do if an elephant comes in your window?</p><p>A: Learn to swim.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?</p><p>A: Having your dentist confirm it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Honey?</p><p>A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the girl say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's</p><p>pants?</p><p>A: "Where's the beef?"</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?</p><p>A: The position of the dirt bag.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the definition of a teenager?</p><p>A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.</p><p></p><p>Q: Have you heard the slogan for the Stealth Condom?</p><p>A: "They'll never see you coming."</p><p></p><p>Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?</p><p>A: The guy that gave it to him.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do a farmer and a pimp have in common?</p><p>A. Both need a hoe to stay in business.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do women get minks?</p><p>A: The same way minks get minks.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a 1000 pound woman on a bar stool with a new condom?</p><p>A: 1/2 ton pickup with good rubber.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys?</p><p>A: She came back with a red snapper.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a female turtle?</p><p>A: A Clitortous.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's better than screwing two eighteen year old girls at once?</p><p>A: Not a *damn* thing!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2993327, member: 14320"] Q: What was Moby Dick's father's name? A: Papa Boner. Q: How is a blonde and a pitcher different? A: A blonde doesn't mind when you charge the mound. Q: What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? A: Seeing her box. Q: Have you heard about the new radio station in town? A: It's called WPMS... every month they give you three weeks of the blues and then one week of rag time. Q: Did you hear about the new high school course? A: Intercourse ... you go between periods and you are expected to come. Q: How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? A: You call them up and tell them you can't come. Q: What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? A: Your wife. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: One set to bitch at you with, and the other to apologize with. Q: How come you never see the Taco Bell Chihuahua dancing at a party? A: Because he has two left feet. Q: Why won't cannibals eat divorced women? A: They're always bitter. Q: What should you do if an elephant comes in your window? A: Learn to swim. Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? A: Having your dentist confirm it. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Honey? A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork. Q: What did the girl say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants? A: "Where's the beef?" Q: What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? A: The position of the dirt bag. Q: What's the definition of a teenager? A: God's punishment for enjoying sex. Q: Have you heard the slogan for the Stealth Condom? A: "They'll never see you coming." Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS? A: The guy that gave it to him. Q. What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A. Both need a hoe to stay in business. Q: How do women get minks? A: The same way minks get minks. Q: What do you call a 1000 pound woman on a bar stool with a new condom? A: 1/2 ton pickup with good rubber. Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys? A: She came back with a red snapper. Q: What do you call a female turtle? A: A Clitortous. Q: What's better than screwing two eighteen year old girls at once? A: Not a *damn* thing! [/QUOTE]
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