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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2993321" data-attributes="member: 14320">A trumpeter is hired to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions heis paid handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notifiedwhen the movie is released to the public.Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make itsdebut in Times Square at a porno house. The musician enters the theatrewearing a dark raincoat and shades. Unaccustomed to porno flicks, hesits in the last row next to an elderly couple.The film has explicit sex scenes: oral intercourse, anal intercourse,golden showers, S&M and near the end a dog has intercourse with theleading female character.The musician who is immensely embarrassed turns to the elderly coupleand whispers, "I wrote the score and I just came to hear the music."The elderly woman whispers in reply, "We just came to see our dog."</blockquote>

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