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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2990876" data-attributes="member: 14320">CyberbiaI turn on my computer and I'm looking for some action.I see my online lover and beg for satisfaction.We go to a private room and you know what happens next.We think and type and talk about different kinds of sex.Just about 9 days pass and I find I'm feeling ill.Maalox, Pepto NOTHING will make my stomach chill.I mention it to my online love & we try to figure it out.A few more days have passed & my stomach's sticking out!So, now my head is spinning I don't know what to do.I'm having sex with no one, EXCEPT...my online boo.No, wait just a minute. Please tell me this can't be!He cannot get me pregnant by having cyber sex with me!I call the local clinic and explain the situation.All the nurses laugh at me, I'm crying in frustration.My stomach's getting bigger with every passing day.Who would have thought you could get pregnant this way?A pregnancy test was taken, it came back with a yes.I Instant messaged my online lover and put him to the test.I told him of my feelings and all my gaining weight.I told him we were parents and gave him my due date.When all the shock was over, he gave me an online *kiss*.He told me that he loved me & he'd help me get through this.My stomach starts to ache I go run to my mom.I feel the need and start to push & out pops a CD ROM!!I put it in the computer and while I wait, I pace.When soon on my computer, comes a beautiful baby's face!You know this story's fiction but before you take a risk,put on a cyber condom...before you get some cyber dick!</blockquote>

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