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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2984418" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q: What did the Mexican do with his first 50 cent piece?</p><p>A: He married her.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico?</p><p>A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course?</p><p>A: The players don't yell "FORE!" they yell "$3.99!"</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?</p><p>A: Leukemia.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why aren't there any Indians on the starship enterprise?</p><p>A: Because they don't work in the future either.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?</p><p>A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do men die before their wives?</p><p>A: They want to.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the homo Mountie?</p><p>A: He jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a Muslim roofing contractor?</p><p>A: Shiite on a shingle.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is a pedophile like the turtle?</p><p>A: 'Cause he got there before the hare.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?</p><p>A: Marry it!</p><p></p><p>Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster?</p><p>A: My zipper.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between spit and swallow?</p><p>A: Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you know if a man has a really ugly wife?</p><p>A: Her pet name is "Spot".</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did God create alcohol?</p><p>A: So ugly people could have sex too.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip</p><p>with 6 guys?</p><p>A: She came back with a red snapper.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is green, two miles long and has an arsehole every two feet?</p><p>A: The St Patrick's Day parade.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why was John Wayne's toilet paper taken off the market?</p><p>A: Because it was rough, tough, and didn't take shit from any asshole.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches?</p><p>A: So they can look like their mothers.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident?</p><p>A: Some prick cut her off.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2984418, member: 14320"] Q: What did the Mexican do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He married her. Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico? A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Q: How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? A: The players don't yell "FORE!" they yell "$3.99!" Q: What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? A: Leukemia. Q: Why aren't there any Indians on the starship enterprise? A: Because they don't work in the future either. Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting? A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough. Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. Q: Did you hear about the homo Mountie? A: He jumped on his whistle and blew his horse. Q: What do you call a Muslim roofing contractor? A: Shiite on a shingle. Q: Why is a pedophile like the turtle? A: 'Cause he got there before the hare. Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A: Marry it! Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster? A: My zipper. Q: What's the difference between spit and swallow? A: Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head. Q: How do you know if a man has a really ugly wife? A: Her pet name is "Spot". Q: Why did God create alcohol? A: So ugly people could have sex too. Q: Did you hear about the girl who went on a fishing trip with 6 guys? A: She came back with a red snapper. Q: What is green, two miles long and has an arsehole every two feet? A: The St Patrick's Day parade. Q: Why was John Wayne's toilet paper taken off the market? A: Because it was rough, tough, and didn't take shit from any asshole. Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches? A: So they can look like their mothers. Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died in a car accident? A: Some prick cut her off. [/QUOTE]
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