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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2968123" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Come Ons And Come Backs</strong></p><p></p><p>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? </p><p>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more. </p><p>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.</p><p></p><p>Man : Is this seat empty? </p><p>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. </p><p>Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock.</p><p></p><p>Man: Your place or mine? </p><p>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.</p><p>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.</p><p></p><p>Man: So, what do you do for a living? </p><p>Woman: I'm a female impersonator. </p><p>Man: So that's how you got that little moustache</p><p></p><p>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? </p><p>Woman: Unfertilized </p><p>Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse.</p><p></p><p>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. </p><p>Woman: But would you stay there? </p><p>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bitch that's impossible to shake off once you've shagged her.</p><p></p><p>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. </p><p>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. </p><p>Man: That works for me.... as long as you are still a bit warm when I shove it in ya.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2968123, member: 14320"] [B]Come Ons And Come Backs[/B] Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there any more. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut. Man : Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you will be on your knees sucking on my cock. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: So that's how you got that little moustache Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load up your arse. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of bitch that's impossible to shake off once you've shagged her. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: That works for me.... as long as you are still a bit warm when I shove it in ya. [/QUOTE]
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