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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2956051" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Did you hear about the new device that makes your</p><p>car run 95 percent quieter?</p><p>Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.</p><p></p><p>What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?</p><p>A Bingo Machine.</p><p></p><p>Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?</p><p>Ask your mom.</p><p></p><p>How do you know when you're really ugly?</p><p>Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?</p><p>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.</p><p></p><p>What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?</p><p>Say, "Nice Dick"</p><p></p><p>How do you know when you're leading a sad life?</p><p>When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends."</p><p></p><p>Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day,</p><p>What do single guys have? Palm Sunday</p><p></p><p>Why is being in the Military like a blowjob?</p><p>The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel</p><p></p><p>What does a 85 year old woman have between her breasts?</p><p>Her Navel.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2956051, member: 14320"] Did you hear about the new device that makes your car run 95 percent quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth. What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A Bingo Machine. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom. How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom? Say, "Nice Dick" How do you know when you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends." Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day, What do single guys have? Palm Sunday Why is being in the Military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel What does a 85 year old woman have between her breasts? Her Navel. [/QUOTE]
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