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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2952563" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Things NOT to say to a naked woman...</strong></p><p></p><p>Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.</p><p></p><p>How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!</p><p></p><p>You must be very experienced.</p><p></p><p>Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?</p><p></p><p>Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.</p><p></p><p>I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.</p><p></p><p>Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.</p><p></p><p>Would you mind rolling around in this flour.</p><p></p><p>I heard carpenters dream about you.</p><p></p><p>So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.</p><p></p><p>Look....I can get my whole arm in.</p><p></p><p>It's a good thing you have so many other talents.</p><p></p><p>Is that an optical illusion?</p><p></p><p>If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.</p><p></p><p>Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?</p><p></p><p>Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?</p><p></p><p>Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?</p><p></p><p>I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.</p><p></p><p>Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?</p><p></p><p>I've been wondering all night what that smell was.</p><p></p><p>Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.</p><p></p><p>You know they have surgery to fix that.</p><p></p><p>Everybody down at the bar said you were good.</p><p></p><p>Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away.</p><p></p><p>Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.</p><p></p><p>I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.</p><p></p><p>You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.</p><p></p><p>You're not 'that' fat.</p><p></p><p>I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out.</p><p></p><p>Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2952563, member: 14320"] [B]Things NOT to say to a naked woman...[/B] Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. How many storage boxes can you fit in there?! You must be very experienced. Remember, you said this was a freebie...right? Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in. I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it. Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt. Would you mind rolling around in this flour. I heard carpenters dream about you. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. Look....I can get my whole arm in. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. Is that an optical illusion? If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in. Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head? Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off? Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish? I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? I've been wondering all night what that smell was. Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body. You know they have surgery to fix that. Everybody down at the bar said you were good. Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away. Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel. I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so. You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway. You're not 'that' fat. I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out. Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does. [/QUOTE]
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