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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2920287" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Radar GunBob was driving home after a day at the construction site; over theGolden Gate Bridge at about 90mph.Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar. Bobpulled over like a good citizen; recalling Rodney King and recentillegal alien incidents.The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you weregoing BOY?" Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charmingfashion, "That's speeding and your getting a ticket and a fine!"The cop took a good look at the young bob and said, "You don't even looklike you have a job! Why I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entirelife!"Bob said, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying job!"The cop leaned in the window, and with the smell of day old donuts onhis breath, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?""I'm a cunt stretcher," replied Bob."What you say, BOY?!!" asked the patrolman. "A cunt stretcher."Of course the cop asked, "What's a cunt stretcher do?"Bob explained, "Girls call me up and say they want to be stretched so Igo over there and start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more,and then one whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and fartherapart until it's six feet across."The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard andasked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot cunt?"Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at theend of a bridge!"</blockquote>

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