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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2904337" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Pussies Galore</strong></p><p><strong>Part 3</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>SHORTCHANGED PUSSY</strong></p><p>When the woman is extremely sexy and beautiful. She moves the right way</p><p>and oozes sensuality. When it comes to sex, she has no clue. The very</p><p>thought of stroking this Pussy can make you cum before its time. She</p><p>talks a good game but Cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is like</p><p>watching a cartoon. When she tries to guide your dick into her pussy,</p><p>she cuts it with her nails. By the time you get another boner, her</p><p>pussy is dry and feels like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you find</p><p>out that your dick is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lick</p><p>the pussy you find out that it is a little tart and now you start</p><p>thinking to yourself, "How can such a fine woman be so feeble?"</p><p>Undaunted, you decide that you're going to make the best of a bad</p><p>situation and get your rocks off when she says "Don't cum in me because</p><p>I'm not taking anything."</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p><strong>AMAZON PUSSY</strong></p><p>Gentlemen, this is the gold mine pussy. This pussy is the pussy that you</p><p>commit yourself too. You do not cheat on it and you keep it a well kept</p><p>secret. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for this pussy. When you</p><p>get this pussy, you go through convulsions. This is the pussy that makes</p><p>you READY even when you ain't. You call in sick from work for it. This</p><p>pussy is so major it is YES M'AM PUSSY, WATERING HOLE PUSSY, THUNDER</p><p>THIGHS PUSSY and GODDAMN PUSSY all in one. This is the pussy that you</p><p>want to put insurance on, just in case anything should happen to it.</p><p>This pussy makes you stutter while, speaking and has you nervous for no</p><p>reason!!!!</p><p></p><p>~~~~~</p><p></p><p><strong>WATERING HOLE PUSSY</strong></p><p>This is good convenient pussy. Easy pussy. Pussy you can call when your</p><p>body needs a fix. She gives you major head like SWEET LIPS PUSSY, and</p><p>fucks you like THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY. Only thing is, you do not have a</p><p>woman so you're not feeling guilty. Whenever you call, this pussy is</p><p>ready. Her pussy craves your dick. This pussy is available in any place</p><p>at anytime.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2904337, member: 14320"] [B]Pussies Galore Part 3 SHORTCHANGED PUSSY[/B] When the woman is extremely sexy and beautiful. She moves the right way and oozes sensuality. When it comes to sex, she has no clue. The very thought of stroking this Pussy can make you cum before its time. She talks a good game but Cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is like watching a cartoon. When she tries to guide your dick into her pussy, she cuts it with her nails. By the time you get another boner, her pussy is dry and feels like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you find out that your dick is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lick the pussy you find out that it is a little tart and now you start thinking to yourself, "How can such a fine woman be so feeble?" Undaunted, you decide that you're going to make the best of a bad situation and get your rocks off when she says "Don't cum in me because I'm not taking anything." ~~~~~ [B]AMAZON PUSSY[/B] Gentlemen, this is the gold mine pussy. This pussy is the pussy that you commit yourself too. You do not cheat on it and you keep it a well kept secret. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for this pussy. When you get this pussy, you go through convulsions. This is the pussy that makes you READY even when you ain't. You call in sick from work for it. This pussy is so major it is YES M'AM PUSSY, WATERING HOLE PUSSY, THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY and GODDAMN PUSSY all in one. This is the pussy that you want to put insurance on, just in case anything should happen to it. This pussy makes you stutter while, speaking and has you nervous for no reason!!!! ~~~~~ [B]WATERING HOLE PUSSY[/B] This is good convenient pussy. Easy pussy. Pussy you can call when your body needs a fix. She gives you major head like SWEET LIPS PUSSY, and fucks you like THUNDER THIGHS PUSSY. Only thing is, you do not have a woman so you're not feeling guilty. Whenever you call, this pussy is ready. Her pussy craves your dick. This pussy is available in any place at anytime. [/QUOTE]
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