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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2872751" data-attributes="member: 14320">More Sexual caloric contentIt has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but untilnow nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content ofdifferent sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary"research they are proud to present the results.REMOVING HER CLOTHES:With her consent....................................12 CaloriesWithout her consent...............................2187 CaloriesOPENING HER BRA:With both hands......................................8 CaloriesWith one hand.......................................12 CaloriesWith your teeth....................................485 CaloriesPUTTING ON A CONDOM:With an erection.....................................6 CaloriesWithout an erection...............................3315 CaloriesPOSITIONS:Missionary..........................................12 Calories69 lying down.......................................78 Calories69 standing up.....................................812 CaloriesWheelbarrow........................................216 CaloriesDoggy Style........................................326 CaloriesItalian chandelier................................2912 CaloriesORGASMS:Real...............................................112 CaloriesFake..............................................1315 CaloriesPOST ORGASM:Lying in bed hugging................................18 CaloriesGetting up immediately..............................36 CaloriesExplaining why you got out of bed immedia..........816 CaloriesGETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:20-29 years.........................................36 Calories30-39 years.........................................80 Calories40-49 years........................................124 Calories50-59 years.......................................1972 Calories60-69 years.......................................7916 Calories70 and over...........................Results are still pendingDRESSING AFTERWARDS:Calmly..............................................32 CaloriesIn a hurry..........................................98 CaloriesWith her father knocking at the door..............5218 CaloriesWith your wife knocking at the door.............13,521 CaloriesResults may vary.</blockquote>