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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2858522" data-attributes="member: 14320">Dirty Little JohnnyThe parish priest needs his house painted so he offers the job to one ofhis altar boys, Little Johnny. The first day Little Johnny paints theentire inside of the house, he's sweating like hell but eventually getsit finished.The priest commends him on the work and with a flourish hands him $5.Little Johnny looks at the money and says to the priest, "Thanks verymuch Father, . . . you're a virgin."The priest is a bit startled but makes no remark. The next day LittleJohnny has to paint the outside of the house; it's a really hot day andhe just manages to finish the job without collapsing. The priest looksat the job and this time gives Little Johnny another $5 bill. Once againLittle Johnny looks at the money and says, "Thanks very much Father, youreally are a virgin."At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Little Johnny," hesays, "that's twice you called me a virgin. Do you have any idea whatthe word means?""Yes," says Little Johnny, "it means a tight cunt!"</blockquote>

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