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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2856554" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Giving Some Pussy!</strong></p><p></p><p>A young wife was at home waiting for her husband to get off work when</p><p>the doorbell rang. It was the Fuller Brush Man with her order from the</p><p>week before. She told him, "I don't have any money but I'll give you</p><p>some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom."</p><p></p><p>They made their way back to the bedroom and started fucking. About the</p><p>time that the Fuller Brush Man popped his nuts, there was a knock on the</p><p>door. The wife said, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my</p><p>husband!"</p><p></p><p>The guy crawled underneath the bed and the wife went to the door. It</p><p>was the delivery boy from the grocery store with her grocery order. She</p><p>said, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead.</p><p>Come on back to the bedroom."</p><p></p><p>Again, while the wife was fucking the delivery boy and he was cumming,</p><p>the doorbell rang. The wife exclaimed, "Quick! Get under the bed! It</p><p>might be my husband!" So he crawled under the bed.</p><p></p><p>At the door, it was the delivery boy from the drug store with her order.</p><p>She said, "I don't have any money, but I'll give you some pussy instead.</p><p>Come on back to the bedroom." They started fucking and just when the</p><p>boy shot his wad, there was another knock on the door.</p><p></p><p>It was the insurance man who had come to collect the weekly payment. The</p><p>wife said, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead.</p><p>Come on back to the bedroom".</p><p></p><p>They went back to the bedroom and starting getting it on and had just</p><p>finished when the doorbell rang. "Quick! Get under the bed! It might</p><p>be my husband!", said the wife. So, he got underneath the bed.</p><p></p><p>At the door was the coal truck driver with a load of coal for the</p><p>furnace. He was a black man, unlike the crackers before him. The wife</p><p>told him, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead.</p><p>Come on back to the bedroom".</p><p></p><p>They went back to the bedroom and consumated the agreement the wife had</p><p>made. Wlile the coal man was getting off, the doorbell rang again. The</p><p>wife said, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!"</p><p></p><p>She went to the door, sweaty and smelly and cum dripping from her cooze,</p><p>and this time it WAS her husband. He came in and sniffed the funky</p><p>smells in the air, and shouted at her, "Damn you! You been fuckin'</p><p>somebody else again! I told you I was gonna pull all the hairs out of</p><p>your cunt, one by one, if I ever caught you fuckin' again. Back to the</p><p>bedroom and lay on the bed, bitch!"</p><p></p><p>They went to the bedroom and he threw her on the bed and started pulling</p><p>hairs out of her pussy. As we know, it was pretty crowded underneath</p><p>the bed but the ones who were there remained silent while the wife</p><p>screamed at each pull of a hair. The husband finally had pulled all the</p><p>hairs out except for one. He just couldn't get the last hair pulled out</p><p>and he screamed, "Come on out of there, you kinky curly little bastard!"</p><p></p><p>With that, the coal driver stuck his head out from under the bed and</p><p>said, "hey, there are four white gentlemans before me."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2856554, member: 14320"] [B]Giving Some Pussy![/B] A young wife was at home waiting for her husband to get off work when the doorbell rang. It was the Fuller Brush Man with her order from the week before. She told him, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom." They made their way back to the bedroom and started fucking. About the time that the Fuller Brush Man popped his nuts, there was a knock on the door. The wife said, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!" The guy crawled underneath the bed and the wife went to the door. It was the delivery boy from the grocery store with her grocery order. She said, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom." Again, while the wife was fucking the delivery boy and he was cumming, the doorbell rang. The wife exclaimed, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!" So he crawled under the bed. At the door, it was the delivery boy from the drug store with her order. She said, "I don't have any money, but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom." They started fucking and just when the boy shot his wad, there was another knock on the door. It was the insurance man who had come to collect the weekly payment. The wife said, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom". They went back to the bedroom and starting getting it on and had just finished when the doorbell rang. "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!", said the wife. So, he got underneath the bed. At the door was the coal truck driver with a load of coal for the furnace. He was a black man, unlike the crackers before him. The wife told him, "I don't have any money but I'll give you some pussy instead. Come on back to the bedroom". They went back to the bedroom and consumated the agreement the wife had made. Wlile the coal man was getting off, the doorbell rang again. The wife said, "Quick! Get under the bed! It might be my husband!" She went to the door, sweaty and smelly and cum dripping from her cooze, and this time it WAS her husband. He came in and sniffed the funky smells in the air, and shouted at her, "Damn you! You been fuckin' somebody else again! I told you I was gonna pull all the hairs out of your cunt, one by one, if I ever caught you fuckin' again. Back to the bedroom and lay on the bed, bitch!" They went to the bedroom and he threw her on the bed and started pulling hairs out of her pussy. As we know, it was pretty crowded underneath the bed but the ones who were there remained silent while the wife screamed at each pull of a hair. The husband finally had pulled all the hairs out except for one. He just couldn't get the last hair pulled out and he screamed, "Come on out of there, you kinky curly little bastard!" With that, the coal driver stuck his head out from under the bed and said, "hey, there are four white gentlemans before me." [/QUOTE]
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