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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2841306" data-attributes="member: 14320">Jill, a rather young miss attending St. Mary's Catholic Girls School, was sitting on the sidewalk, smoking a cigarette.Doug, the local priest, walks by and gives her a glare. "Jill! Smoking at such a young age! Aren't you ashamed?""What?" said Jill. "You got something better to do after sex?" ~~~~~One day the teacher asked the children in class to give examples of what was not good to put in one's mouth. Little Johnny says "It is not good to put a lit light bulb in one's mouth." The teacher says "That is correct, but why?" Little Johnny answers "I don't know, but my mum always tells my dad "turn off the light before you put it in my mouth!" ~~~~~A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are riding in an elevatorfrom the 14th floor to the lobby. The redhead notices a spoton the elevator wall and says, "That looks like a cum stain."The brunette leans over and smells the stain. "Smells like acum stain," she says. The blonde leans over and tastes the spot,then says, "Well, it's nobody from this building."~~~~~A man wearing a dirty raincoat sidled up to a businessman on the street corner and asked, "Got any pictures of your wife naked?""Certainly not!" huffed the businessman.The other man inquired, "Wanna buy some?" ~~~~~There's a double standard, even today.A man can sleep around and sleep around, and nobody asks any questions. If you're a woman, & you make nineteen or twenty mistakes, right away you're a whore.~~~~~Q: Why was the two-piece bikini invented?A: To separate the meat section from the dairy section. Q: Did you hear about the new female delivery service?A: It's called 'PMS'. They deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it. ~~~~~A teenage girl told her mother, "I'm pregnant.""How? What have I always taught you about sex?" her motherasked."That I should take measures," the girl answered."That's right! You didn't take measures, did you?""Actually, I did. I went with the biggest one."~~~~~A guy ran into his ex-wife on the street one day andcheerfully told her, "You know, I was with another womanlast night, and I kept thinking of you all the while.""Why?" she smiled sweetly. "Because you miss me?""No. Because it keeps me from coming too fast."</blockquote>

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Door trim vibration

I just install the alpine speaker which is mounted to the door trim. The door trim now vibrate when medium bass kick in.

What is the best solution to reduce the vibration?

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