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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2836635" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two QueersTwo queers, Roger and Colin, are walking through London Zoo one day whenthey come across the "Rwandan Silverback Gorilla" cage. Sitting uprightjust inside the bars is an eight foot muscle bound Silverback Gorilla andColin; being as gay as you like; can't help but notice its massive, thickpenis hanging there."OOOoooh.... Look at the donger on him Roger !" Squeals Colin excitedly"I've never had one that size in my hand before !" Unable to containhimself, he reaches through the bars and strokes the apple sized bell-endof the ape. Roger tries to pull his boyfriend away but its toolate.......the gorilla's shovel like hands clasp Colin's wrist and yank himthrough the bars, into the cage. Roger screams in a gay fashion as Colin isdragged into the gorillas bamboo hut.Whilst in there, Colin is subjected to a very very very rough bout of analsex with the Silverback. Roger covers his ears to block Colin's screams andruns to get help. It takes three and a half hours for the Zoo Staff to lurethe ape out and fire a tranquilizer dart at its arse. They call an ambulanceand Colin is rushed to hospital for major ringpiece surgery.A few days later Roger decides to visit his gay pal Colin in Hospital as hehears that he's regained consciousness. Colin is in his bed, crying his eyesout when Roger walks in."How are you feeling darling ?" asks Roger quietly. "Awful !" whimpersColin "That fucking gorilla shagged my arse rotten!" "Does it hurt ?"asked Roger"HURT ?" replies Colin, tears rolling down his cheeks "HURT ?....... HEHASN'T CALLED, HE HASN'T WRITTEN....OF COURSE IT BLOODY HURTS !"</blockquote>

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