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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2836609" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>At The Concert</strong></p><p></p><p>A young couple were out on a date, attending a concert. The auditorium was</p><p>pitch dark and as lovers will, they began to fondle one each other.</p><p></p><p>After awhile she felt something wet and sticky and realized the boy had</p><p>come in her hand. She panicked for a moment and then, figuring it was too</p><p>dark for anyone to see what she was doing, flung the stuff as far in front</p><p>of her as she could.</p><p></p><p>It hit the second violinist on the shoulder. He felt something hit him</p><p>and, trying to get it off, realized what it was.</p><p></p><p>"Hey," he whispered to the first violinist, "someone just threw me a</p><p>fuck".</p><p></p><p>" I'm not surprised," snarled the first violinist, "You've been playing</p><p>like a cunt all night".</p></blockquote><p></p>

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