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<blockquote data-quote="karl5511" data-source="post: 2820128" data-attributes="member: 52552"><p> <table style='width: 100%'><tr><td> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>1. Losing all your friends</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><br /> <em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.<br /> <br /> He shoots his friend and kills him.</em></span></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>2. Brother wanted</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>A small boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother'.....</em></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'......</em></span></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>3. Meaning of WIFE</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'</em></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'</em></span></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>4. Importance of a period</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>5. Confident vs. confidential</em></strong></span></span></span></span></em></strong><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><br /> </span></span></span></span><strong><em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong><em>6. Anger management?</em></strong></span></span></span></em></strong><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Husband: 'How does that help?'</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <em><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><em>Wife: 'I use your toothbrush</em></span></span></span></em><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><br /> </span></span></td></tr></table></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="karl5511, post: 2820128, member: 52552"] [TABLE] [TR] [TD] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]1. Losing all your friends[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I] Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]2. Brother wanted[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]A small boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother'.....[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'......[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]3. Meaning of WIFE[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]4. Importance of a period[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]5. Confident vs. confidential[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B][I]6. Anger management?[/I][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Husband: 'How does that help?'[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][I][SIZE=4][COLOR=purple][COLOR=purple][I]Wife: 'I use your toothbrush[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [/QUOTE]
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