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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2802269" data-attributes="member: 14320">Clever answers by KidsTEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS : Maria!___________ ________TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?FRANK : Because of the sign.TEACHER : What sign?FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"TEACHER : No, that's wrongGLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER : What are you talking about?DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that wedidn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.__________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."MILLIE : I is...TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his fatherdidn't punish him?"LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD : ( A teacher )</blockquote>

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