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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2734665" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Installing Husband..!</strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Tech Support, </p><p></p><p>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a </p><p>distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in </p><p>the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under </p><p>Boyfriend 5.0. </p><p></p><p>In addition, Husband d 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, </p><p>such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed </p><p>undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. </p><p>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes </p><p>the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but </p><p>to no avail. </p><p>What can I do? </p><p></p><p>Signed, Desperate</p><p></p><p></p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Desperate </p><p></p><p>First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while </p><p>Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. </p><p>Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try </p><p>to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. </p><p>If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then </p><p>automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. </p><p></p><p>But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 </p><p>to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . </p><p>Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. </p><p></p><p>Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. </p><p>These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . </p><p>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited </p><p>memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider </p><p>buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We </p><p>recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. </p><p></p><p>Good Luck, </p><p>Tech Support</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2734665, member: 14320"] [B]Installing Husband..![/B] Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband d 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Desperate First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 . Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 . In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7. Good Luck, Tech Support [/QUOTE]
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