Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2635912" data-attributes="member: 14320">When Hindi Prof speaks English!!!Inside the Class * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half. * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor * You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (meaning when he is FREE). * Both of u three, get out of the class. * Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today... * Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..... * Take 5 cm wire of any length.... About his family * I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?) At the ground * All of you, stand in a straight circle. * There is no wind in the balloon. To a boy, angrily * I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk? Giving a punishment * You, rotate the ground four times... * You, go and under-stand the tree... * You three of you, stand together separately. * Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?) Sir at his best Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater" * To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late " What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me" * To a boy telling him to summon a girl "Hey boy, Call girl !" * Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition "Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF " * Student : " Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. " Prof. Bihari : " No, No! ... I have no mind . "</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

Perodua Bezza body kit/spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda Jazz FLRS side skirt
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
yellowcaliper /caliperspray
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Te37 Track Edition 2 FK8 FL8 Civic Type R Rim Wheel...
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
Revozport R35 GT Wing Spoiler and Trunk
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Work Emotion 11R 18x8.5jj offset +47...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Spoon FK8 FL5 19 inch rim wheel Type R
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
Litchfield GTR R35 Road Suspension Kit Absorber
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing RG3 18x8.5jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
~accident repair ~touch up paint
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

WTB: Adjustable suspension for track use Evo 7/8

hi guys,

if any of you has this lying around just becos is too hard for daily driver, let me know. Am looking for a set where i can use for track days. Any condition and brand will be considered. Many thanks!

Vortex Generators (Are they for real?)

For those who thinks VG's is just another piece of cosmetic items..

Here you go.

http://www.mitsubishi-motors.com/corporate/about_us/technology/review/e/pdf/2004/16E_03.pdf

Altezza Comsumable Parts

Engine oil
3S-GE oil change only=4.8 Liters/ recomended grade 5W30/SJ
3S-GE oil change with filter=5.1Liters/recomended grade 5W30/SJ

1G-FE oil change only=3.9 Liters recomended grade 10W30/SJ
1G-FE oil change with...