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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2620232" data-attributes="member: 14320">Frustrated WifeAfter less than a year of marriage, this lady was becoming more and more frustrated. Her husband worked very long hours and was no longer interested in Bonking. Plucking up her courage, and with a few stiff drinks inside her, she visited a sex shop. "Hello, I'm very embarrassed about this. My husband doesn't make love to me. You sell 'Sex Dolls', I'm here because I'm interested in buying one. You know ... one with a BIG Dick - for me." The shop assistant was taken aback. In front of him was a lady - about 22 years old, 38 DD bust and a figure he would have crawled over a kilometre of broken glass to buy a coffee for. "Well Miss - or Madam," he took another breath. "Frankly, we don't get much call for that sort of thing. However, we do have three models in the back room." Jane looked him directly in the eye and smiled, "Tell me about them!" "Well," the man replied, "I'm sure you won't like our first model. It's called 'The Soccer Player'. Don't get me wrong; it's very nice. Powerful legs, cute butt - but it does tend to 'dribble' a lot." Jane wasn't exactly delighted about this, "Well, No. Not interested in that! What else you've you got?" "Well, " came the reply, "We also have The Aussie Cricketer. Listen, I must me fair with you. This is a great model, big ... well, Ummm huge, in the right places, but ... " "Yes !?!" gulped Jane, with eyes like dinner plates. "Once it's in - It's almost impossible to get it out. Frankly, we've only sold two of these in the last four years" "Don't want THAT," replied Jane. "You said you have three models. What's left?" "I hesitate to even talk about this," answered the shop assistant. "It's called 'The Santa Claus' Model." "What do you mean, The Santa Claus model?" replied Jane. "Well," answered the shop assistant. He took a deep breath. "This model only comes once a year and when it does - it fills up BOTH your stockings !"</blockquote>

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