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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2617677" data-attributes="member: 14320">SpacemanAmerican Spaceman is called AstronautRussian Spaceman is called CosmonautChinese Spaceman is called TaikonautMalaysian Spaceman is called Can-or-naut (Not)!!Dr. Mahathir was thinking about sending a Malaysian into space.Three potential can-a-nauts were called for an interview - oneIndian, one Malay and one Chinese.Dr. Mahathir interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is adangerous mission.How much do you think you should be paid?"Muthu replied: "One million ringgit.""Why so much?" asks Dr. Mahathir."Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe I no come back!" repliedMuthu."That's understandable," says Dr. M. "Thank you...Please ask the Malay guy to come here."So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.Alamak, 2 million ringgit only lah Datuk," replied the Malaycandidate."Two million? That's twice as much!Even that Anneh (Bro in tamil) before you asked for only onemillion.""You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives and 15 children....With so many of us, it is a big family to leave behind when Iam gone..!""I see," says Dr. M. "Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy tocome then?"The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah Chong, as youheard,This is a very risky mission, how much do you want?"Ah Chong smiles for a while, and says, "3 million linggit onlyloh Latuk."Mahathir appears shocked. "What??? 3 million! Why so much?"Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, where-upon he quietlywhispers into his ear, "Latuk, one million you keep, one million Ikeep, and then one more million to send that Anneh into space!"</blockquote>

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