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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2610415" data-attributes="member: 14320">An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to filla job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found fourpeople who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and askthem only one question. Their answer would determine which of them wouldget the job.The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked: "What is the fastest thing you know of?"Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the manreplied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer."And now you sir?" he asked the second man (A INDIAN MAN). "Hmm .....let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it everhappened.A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.""Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye .....that's a verypopular cliché for speed."He then turned to the third man (A COLOURED MAN) who was contemplating his reply." Well, out at my dad's FARM, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" He said.Turning to the fourth and final man (A BLACK MAN), the interviewer posed the same question. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already kakked in my pants!"HE GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!</blockquote>

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