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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2599181" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen">MODERN WIVES </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkOliveGreen"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">These are the type of women we should be marrying....Mordern women - so says the men?</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don't come to change the family, they are here to... (READ ON!)</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">"My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">"What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Olive">"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"</span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4789/mwhh4.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2599181, member: 14320"] [B][FONT="Tahoma"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOliveGreen"]MODERN WIVES [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Olive"]These are the type of women we should be marrying....Mordern women - so says the men? It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don't come to change the family, they are here to... (READ ON!) The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech; "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years." "What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law. "What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws); [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Century Gothic"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them. Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it. Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Tahoma"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Olive"]"And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/4789/mwhh4.gif [/QUOTE]
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