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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2571549" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Rules for women</strong></p><p></p><p>We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>7. Crying is blackmail.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2571549, member: 14320"] [B]Rules for women[/B] We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. *********** 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down. *********** 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! *********** 3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. *********** 4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. *********** 5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. *********** 6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. *********** 7. Crying is blackmail. *********** 8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! *********** 9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand. *********** 10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? *********** 11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. *********** 12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. *********** 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. *********** 14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. *********** 15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer . [/QUOTE]
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