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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2557386" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Sardar & Tyson</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>One rainy day a Sardar was travelling by his new FERRARI car. He was not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it. </p><p></p><p>Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike </p><p></p><p>Tyson got very angry. He dragged Sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car. </p><p></p><p>Tyson then drew a small circle around Sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not easy for you to damage my bike and get away. </p><p></p><p>Now I will be thrashing your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. </p><p></p><p>If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately". </p><p></p><p>Then Tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. </p><p></p><p>Then he looked at Sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically. </p><p></p><p>Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked at Sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. </p><p></p><p>Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. </p><p></p><p>Then he again looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand. This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?" </p><p></p><p>Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle and you did not notice it!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2557386, member: 14320"] [B]Sardar & Tyson[/B] One rainy day a Sardar was travelling by his new FERRARI car. He was not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it. Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike Tyson got very angry. He dragged Sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car. Tyson then drew a small circle around Sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately". Then Tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at Sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked at Sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand. This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?" Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle and you did not notice it!! [/QUOTE]
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