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<blockquote data-quote="QuickRide" data-source="post: 2521539" data-attributes="member: 55852"><p>One day, 3 friends were talking on the plane.. An american, an indian and a malaysian..</p><p></p><p>The american took out a cigar and lit it. He took a puff and threw the cigar down from the plane. The indian and malaysian asked, "why did you do that?"</p><p></p><p>The american replied, "In my country we don't have too much of anything, but we have way too much cigars"</p><p></p><p>Then the indian took out his perfume and sprayed once on himself and threw the perfume out from the plane. The american and malaysian asked, "Why did you do that?"</p><p></p><p>The indian replied,"In my country we do not have too much of anything, but we have way too much perfume."</p><p></p><p>Seeing this, the Malaysian grabbed Ali and threw him down the plane. The american and indian asked, "Why did you do that?"</p><p></p><p>The Malaysian replied, In my country we do not have too much of anything, but we have too much Malays"</p><p></p><p>o.O</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="QuickRide, post: 2521539, member: 55852"] One day, 3 friends were talking on the plane.. An american, an indian and a malaysian.. The american took out a cigar and lit it. He took a puff and threw the cigar down from the plane. The indian and malaysian asked, "why did you do that?" The american replied, "In my country we don't have too much of anything, but we have way too much cigars" Then the indian took out his perfume and sprayed once on himself and threw the perfume out from the plane. The american and malaysian asked, "Why did you do that?" The indian replied,"In my country we do not have too much of anything, but we have way too much perfume." Seeing this, the Malaysian grabbed Ali and threw him down the plane. The american and indian asked, "Why did you do that?" The Malaysian replied, In my country we do not have too much of anything, but we have too much Malays" o.O [/QUOTE]
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