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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2520013" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">Meaning of M.P</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH? </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : MAGNANIM OUS PERSONALITY SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : M P. SIR</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. ...?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : M P!!!!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2520013, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="3"]Meaning of M.P[/SIZE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"]OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN? CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH? CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT? CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN? CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY CANDIDATE : MAGNANIM OUS PERSONALITY SIR OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW CANDIDATE MY PERFORMANCE. ...? OFFICER : M P!!!! CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR? OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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