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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2515532" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"What are these, Dad?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">To which the man matter-of-factly replies,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Why are there 3 in this package?"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">The dad replies,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">and ONE for Sunday."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Cool" says the boy.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?"</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Those are for college men," the dad answers,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"WOW!" exclaimed the boy,</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack!</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied:</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">"Those are for the married men.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."</span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2515532, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="4"]Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12[/SIZE][/B] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"][B][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"]A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively, "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks: "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack! With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied: "Those are for the married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...etc."[/FONT][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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