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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2508860" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: darkred">Good one...</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">her husband the fork back.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">I already have the fork ready for you."</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says,</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'">"Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here!"</span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2508860, member: 14320"] [B][SIZE="3"][COLOR="darkred"]Good one...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [COLOR="DarkRed"][B][SIZE="4"][FONT="Garamond"]A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and chesse with broccoli." Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner things the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey! I didn't know that Mary worked here!"[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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