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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2452642" data-attributes="member: 14320">Hi, here r some jokes to brighten yr hols weekend. Remember laughter is the BEST Medicines!.A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce. She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian n yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth." Woman: Dr. An ant entered my vagina, please take it out. Doctor removes her panties and start making love .Woman: What are you doing? Doctor: This is the only way to drown the bastard! Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?Ans: YOUR SALARY. It comes once a month last 3days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted than b 4.Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?Lady: WHAT? I thought u said 3 MALES a day!!!! Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty. GOD Said" No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!! A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she waz pregnant, she cried n said," Shit,we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked" Do U have this?" The girl lifted up her skirt & said," My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. Class Teacher: Why not? Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!" Mother asks daughter, how is married life? Daughter shyly says likeBRITISH AIRWAYS. Mother reads the ad & is shocked "7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!What is the STRONGEST muscle? TONGUE- It can raise a woman'ship with just one lick!. The lightest muscle? PENIS! It can be raisedby a woman's tongue!Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu. The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name? Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!! Man to wife: Business is bad if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant. Wife: ASSHOLE! If u learn how to fuck we can remove driver, gardener & watchman.. COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to aparty. BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE andleave us waiting OUTSIDE! A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like? Mama dog reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face" What's the difference between stress, tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, PANIC is when both are pregnant!</blockquote>

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