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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2449458" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><span style="color: DeepSkyBlue"><strong>Taxi Driver </strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>him a question.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>window.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>For a second everything went quiet in the cab, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>then the driver said, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>"Look mate, don't ever do that again. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>You scared the daylights out of me!" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>tap would scare you so much. "</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>Today is my first day as a cab driver. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><strong>I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2449458, member: 14320"] [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][B]Taxi Driver [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][B]A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. " The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."[/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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