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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2438460" data-attributes="member: 14320">Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note . Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damnit!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I tryit says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer? Customer: No.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OKHelpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: YesHelpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape.Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you? Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem? Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?</blockquote>

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