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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2424506" data-attributes="member: 14320">One day Santa's Girlfriend asks him,Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!. & When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition ...!!! ....Do U know the fullf orm of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl, E-Equally. .....Thats why boys go to college regularly... .Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sense... 3.-----I am stupid.... If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!What happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the sufferingLast night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roofI'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroomJesus says to John come forth i'll give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toasterAt dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass onThe rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected! God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one restedMEN-opause MEN-strualMEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??A couple wanted katna(Circumcision) of their son,but they dont know proper word to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTSWhy do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. .. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins!Girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.1980 GIRLMama can I wear jeans.2006 GIRLMama can I wear mini skirtsWhy the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremony? He is given his last chance to run away.</blockquote>

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