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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2306843" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><u><span style="color: Purple">Marriage Life Before and After !! </span></u></strong></p><p></p><p>http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4030/m1te7.gif</p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong>Before marriage.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong>Darling here.. darling there...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong>After marriage. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong>Baling here... baling there..</strong></span></p><p>http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4023/m2xk9.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before marriage.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>I die for you. . .</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After marriage.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>"You die, up to you. "</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Lagi lama married.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>You die I help you!</strong></span></p><p>http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9600/m3jf4.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before marriage.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>You go anywhere. . I follow you.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After marriage. . </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>You go anywhere. . up to you .</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Lagi lama married. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>You go anywhere better get lost!!</strong></span></p><p>http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3511/m4hj5.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>you are my heart, you are my love"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>"you get on my nerves. "</strong></span></p><p>http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6046/m5rc8.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>"you are worse than godzila"</strong></span></p><p>http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9198/m6fd6.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you</strong></span></p><p>http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1369/m7bc8.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>You want to go, he says you wait-la </strong></span></p><p>http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3397/m8ru7.gif</p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Before wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>She looks like Anita Sarawak</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>After wedding</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: darkorchid"><strong>Don't know whether katak or biawak</strong></span></p><p></p><p>http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7349/m9ez6.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2306843, member: 14320"] [B][U][COLOR="Purple"]Marriage Life Before and After !! [/COLOR][/U][/B] http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/4030/m1te7.gif [COLOR="DarkOrchid"][B]Before marriage. Darling here.. darling there... After marriage. Baling here... baling there..[/B][/COLOR] http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4023/m2xk9.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before marriage. I die for you. . . After marriage. "You die, up to you. " Lagi lama married. You die I help you![/B][/COLOR] http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9600/m3jf4.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before marriage. You go anywhere. . I follow you. After marriage. . You go anywhere. . up to you . Lagi lama married. You go anywhere better get lost!![/B][/COLOR] http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3511/m4hj5.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before wedding you are my heart, you are my love" After wedding "you get on my nerves. "[/B][/COLOR] http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/6046/m5rc8.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before wedding "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella" After wedding "you are worse than godzila"[/B][/COLOR] http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9198/m6fd6.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before wedding Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you After wedding Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you[/B][/COLOR] http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1369/m7bc8.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before wedding Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La After wedding You want to go, he says you wait-la [/B][/COLOR] http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3397/m8ru7.gif [COLOR="darkorchid"][B]Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak[/B][/COLOR] http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7349/m9ez6.gif [/QUOTE]
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