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<blockquote data-quote="sakuraguy" data-source="post: 2076517" data-attributes="member: 6441"><p><strong>Muthu Oh Muthu ....</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER</strong></p><p>Interviewer : What is your birth date?</p><p>Muthu : 13th October</p><p>Interviewer : Which year?</p><p>Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & HIS MANAGER</strong></p><p>Manager asked to Muthu at an interview.... </p><p>Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?</p><p>Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & LONDON TRIP</strong></p><p>After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? </p><p>Wife : No! Why?</p><p>Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ..</p><p>Wife : SHOCKED!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & TOURIST</strong></p><p>One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT</strong></p><p>Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. </p><p></p><p>Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.</p><p></p><p>Muthu become a saint!</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & DRIVER</strong></p><p>When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ?</p><p></p><p>Sit back. I will drive.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL</strong></p><p>Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " <strong>WASH BASIN</strong> "</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART</strong></p><p>Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?</p><p>Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sakuraguy, post: 2076517, member: 6441"] [B]Muthu Oh Muthu .... MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER[/B] Interviewer : What is your birth date? Muthu : 13th October Interviewer : Which year? Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR [B]MUTHU & HIS MANAGER[/B] Manager asked to Muthu at an interview.... Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X [B]MUTHU & LONDON TRIP[/B] After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife : No! Why? Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why .. Wife : SHOCKED! [B]MUTHU & TOURIST[/B] One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not .. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. " [B]MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT[/B] Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf. Muthu become a saint! [B]MUTHU & DRIVER[/B] When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive. [B]MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL[/B] Muthu went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board " [B]WASH BASIN[/B] " [B]MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART[/B] Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ? Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination .. :) [/QUOTE]
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