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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2276321" data-attributes="member: 14320">At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining ofserious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back? "The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard anoise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wif as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained myback". The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell happened to you? "The 2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a whilenow Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to setmy alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge. The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patientsdid.The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge ............ !"</blockquote>

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