Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2271408" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two old ladies were having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

Advan GT Beyond 19 Civic Type R FK8 FL5 Rim Wheel
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
TE37 Saga S Plus 18 Civic Type R FL5 FK8
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
Perodua Bezza body kit/spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda Jazz FLRS side skirt
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
yellowcaliper /caliperspray
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Te37 Track Edition 2 FK8 FL8 Civic Type R Rim Wheel...
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
Revozport R35 GT Wing Spoiler and Trunk
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Work Emotion 11R 18x8.5jj offset +47...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Spoon FK8 FL5 19 inch rim wheel Type R
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels
Litchfield GTR R35 Road Suspension Kit Absorber
- Started by aycy
- Chassis and Wheels

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

First Impression: RCS Suspension - Velocity Sensitive Dampers

Assuming you're in the market for a set of suspension to replace the current system in your car, what do you do?. Like most people...

Abarth mid-engined two-seater to be underpinned by X-Bow

http://www.zerotohundred.com/?attachment_id=15370

Road & Track magazine are reporting that Abarth and KTM are getting in bed together for a love child that will bear the Abarth name but be based on the X-Bow’s...

Hyper Attack 2008 - By Auto Otaku

I'm crying :adore:

April 08, 2008

Coverage: Hyper Meeting 2008 (Now with Video!)

View attachment 640557

I have to apologize for the lack of updates recently, I have been quite busy the past few days...