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Message: <blockquote data-quote="b00n" data-source="post: 2227463" data-attributes="member: 16751">Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about whathad happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history... Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. .................................................................. Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how muchwould your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! ..................................................................... Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I amscolding you now. ..................................................................... Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ..................................................................... A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter werewatching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash ofbreaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look ather father. Daughter: It's mummy! Father: How do you know? Daughter: She didn't say anything. ..................................................................... Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes DearGirl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love -------------------------------------------------- Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as meMan: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born -------------------------------------------------- Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card. ------------------------------------------ Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog! -------------------------------------------------- Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach youanything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! -------------------------------------------------- Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir." ----------------------------------------------------A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'is a sick eagle." ---------------------------------------------------Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?" Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir." Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir." ---------------------------------------------------- A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level"</blockquote>

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