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<blockquote data-quote="Basil Basil" data-source="post: 1916954" data-attributes="member: 34392"><p>TAn Irishman Mick is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. </p><p></p><p>Chris Tarrant- "Mick you've done very well so far - 500,000 and one Lifeline left - phone a friend, the next question will give you the Jackpot, 1 million if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will be outof the game and drop to 32,000 - are you ready?" </p><p></p><p>Mick- "Sure I'll have a go" </p><p></p><p>Chris- "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest??? Is it: A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush?? Remember Mick its worth 1 Million." </p><p></p><p>Mick- "I think I know it but I'm not 100%.... no I haven't got aclue. Can I phone a friend please Chris just to be sure?" </p><p></p><p>Chris- "Yes Mick who do you want to phone?" </p><p></p><p>Mick- "I'll phone Paddy back home in Cork ." </p><p></p><p>(ringing) </p><p></p><p>Paddy- "Hello..." </p><p></p><p>Chris- "Hello Paddy its Chris Tarrant here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I have Mick here and he is doing really well on 500,000 but needs your help to get the Million. The next voice you hear will be Micks he'll explain the question there are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer, you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Mick." </p><p></p><p>Mick-"Paddy Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest??? Is it A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush??" </p><p></p><p>Paddy- "Jesus Mick that's simple.....Its a Cuckoo."</p><p></p><p>Mick- "You think?" </p><p></p><p>Paddy "I'm sure." Mick " Thanks Paddy." </p><p></p><p>(hangs up)</p><p></p><p>Chris- "Well do you want to stick on 500,000 or play on for the Million Mick?"</p><p></p><p>Mick- "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo" </p><p></p><p>Chris- "Is that your final answer?" </p><p></p><p>Mick-"It is." </p><p></p><p>Chris- "Are you confident?" </p><p></p><p>Mick- "Yes fairly, Paddys a sound bet."</p><p></p><p>Chris- "Mick .....you had 500,000 and you said Cuckoo........... You have just won 1 MILLION POUNDS!!!!!!! Here is your cheque, you have been a great contestant and a realgambler - audience please put your hands together for Mick." </p><p></p><p>(clapping) </p><p></p><p>That night Mick calls round to Paddy and brings him down to thelocal to fill him full of drink and as they are sitting at the bar Mick turnsto Paddy and ask's "Tell me Paddy, How in Gods name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest, you know nothing about Birds!!!" </p><p></p><p>Paddy- "Listen Mick, everybody knows that the Cuckoo lives in a clock" !!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Basil Basil, post: 1916954, member: 34392"] TAn Irishman Mick is appearing on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Chris Tarrant- "Mick you've done very well so far - 500,000 and one Lifeline left - phone a friend, the next question will give you the Jackpot, 1 million if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will be outof the game and drop to 32,000 - are you ready?" Mick- "Sure I'll have a go" Chris- "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest??? Is it: A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush?? Remember Mick its worth 1 Million." Mick- "I think I know it but I'm not 100%.... no I haven't got aclue. Can I phone a friend please Chris just to be sure?" Chris- "Yes Mick who do you want to phone?" Mick- "I'll phone Paddy back home in Cork ." (ringing) Paddy- "Hello..." Chris- "Hello Paddy its Chris Tarrant here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I have Mick here and he is doing really well on 500,000 but needs your help to get the Million. The next voice you hear will be Micks he'll explain the question there are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer, you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Mick." Mick-"Paddy Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest??? Is it A-Robin B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush??" Paddy- "Jesus Mick that's simple.....Its a Cuckoo." Mick- "You think?" Paddy "I'm sure." Mick " Thanks Paddy." (hangs up) Chris- "Well do you want to stick on 500,000 or play on for the Million Mick?" Mick- "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo" Chris- "Is that your final answer?" Mick-"It is." Chris- "Are you confident?" Mick- "Yes fairly, Paddys a sound bet." Chris- "Mick .....you had 500,000 and you said Cuckoo........... You have just won 1 MILLION POUNDS!!!!!!! Here is your cheque, you have been a great contestant and a realgambler - audience please put your hands together for Mick." (clapping) That night Mick calls round to Paddy and brings him down to thelocal to fill him full of drink and as they are sitting at the bar Mick turnsto Paddy and ask's "Tell me Paddy, How in Gods name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest, you know nothing about Birds!!!" Paddy- "Listen Mick, everybody knows that the Cuckoo lives in a clock" !!!!! [/QUOTE]
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