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<blockquote data-quote="Shamanraj" data-source="post: 1555971" data-attributes="member: 28579"><p><strong>You know you are a rempit if.....</strong></p><p></p><p>You know you are a rempit if</p><p></p><p>1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet</p><p>2. You think you have a job</p><p>3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers</p><p>4. You think you are superman</p><p>5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet</p><p>6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand</p><p>7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world</p><p>8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends</p><p>9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends</p><p>10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later</p><p>11. Your wife slept with her brother and your brother</p><p>12. You slept with your sister since she was 15</p><p>13. Your father slept with your sister since she was 15</p><p>14. You slept with your daughter since she was 9 and your wife is ok with it</p><p>15. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another</p><p>16. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)</p><p>17. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs</p><p>18. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning</p><p>19. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator</p><p>20. You think you are smart</p><p>21. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in...no money)</p><p>22. You shop at the bundle store</p><p>23. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance</p><p>24. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering</p><p>25. Your gf's panties stick out while they are riding pillion</p><p>26. Your gf has a nice ass (most of the time)</p><p>27. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime</p><p>28. You are ugly and dumb</p><p>29. You have a ekor hairstyle</p><p>30. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)</p><p>31. You wear a cheap metal bracelet</p><p>32. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends</p><p>33. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)</p><p>34. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew</p><p>35. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile</p><p>36. Your bike is much more expensive than your house</p><p>37. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys</p><p>38. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing</p><p>39. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam</p><p>40. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore</p><p>41. You cant afford to smoke Dunhills </p><p>42. You are pissed with this article</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shamanraj, post: 1555971, member: 28579"] [b]You know you are a rempit if.....[/b] You know you are a rempit if 1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet 2. You think you have a job 3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers 4. You think you are superman 5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet 6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand 7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world 8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends 9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends 10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later 11. Your wife slept with her brother and your brother 12. You slept with your sister since she was 15 13. Your father slept with your sister since she was 15 14. You slept with your daughter since she was 9 and your wife is ok with it 15. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another 16. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner) 17. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs 18. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning 19. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator 20. You think you are smart 21. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in...no money) 22. You shop at the bundle store 23. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance 24. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering 25. Your gf's panties stick out while they are riding pillion 26. Your gf has a nice ass (most of the time) 27. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime 28. You are ugly and dumb 29. You have a ekor hairstyle 30. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car) 31. You wear a cheap metal bracelet 32. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends 33. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building) 34. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew 35. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile 36. Your bike is much more expensive than your house 37. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys 38. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing 39. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam 40. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore 41. You cant afford to smoke Dunhills 42. You are pissed with this article [/QUOTE]
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