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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2508417" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><u><strong><span style="color: DarkOrange"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cool meanings</span></span></strong></u></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Cigarette:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Love affairs:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">a five-day test.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Marriage:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Divorce:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Future tense of marriage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Lecture:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Conference:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Compromise:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">the biggest piece.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Tears:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Dictionary:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A place where divorce comes before marriage.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Conference Room:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Ecstasy:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Classic:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A book which people praise, but do not read.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Smile:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A curve that can set a lot of things straight. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Office:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Yawn:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Etc:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Committee:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">can be done together.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Experience:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The name men give to their mistakes.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Atom Bomb:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">An invention to end all inventions.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Philosopher :</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Diplomat:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">look forward to the trip.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Opportunist:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Optimist:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Pessimist:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Miser:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Father:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A banker provided by nature.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">*********** </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Criminal:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Boss:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Politician:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Doctor:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px">***********</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2508417, member: 14320"] [U][B][COLOR="DarkOrange"][SIZE="4"]Cool meanings[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B][/U] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][B]Cigarette:[/B] A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. *********** [B]Love affairs:[/B] Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** [B]Marriage:[/B] It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master *********** [B]Divorce:[/B] Future tense of marriage *********** [B]Lecture:[/B] An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either. *********** [B]Conference:[/B] The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *********** [B]Compromise:[/B] The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. *********** [B]Tears:[/B] The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower. *********** [B]Dictionary:[/B] A place where divorce comes before marriage. *********** [B]Conference Room:[/B] A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. *********** [B]Ecstasy:[/B] A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. *********** [B]Classic:[/B] A book which people praise, but do not read. *********** [B]Smile:[/B] A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *********** [B]Office:[/B] A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. *********** [B]Yawn:[/B] The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. *********** [B]Etc:[/B] A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. *********** [B]Committee:[/B] Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *********** [B]Experience:[/B] The name men give to their mistakes. *********** [B]Atom Bomb:[/B] An invention to end all inventions. *********** [B]Philosopher :[/B] A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. *********** [B]Diplomat:[/B] A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. *********** [B]Opportunist:[/B] A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. *********** [B]Optimist:[/B] A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet. *********** [B]Pessimist:[/B] A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY *********** [B]Miser:[/B] A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. *********** [B]Father:[/B] A banker provided by nature. *********** [B]Criminal:[/B] A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught. *********** [B]Boss:[/B] Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. *********** [B]Politician:[/B] One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. *********** [B]Doctor:[/B] A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills . ***********[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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