100% Tinted.....droolin man....remember those days when i got my car 100% tinted , then one fateful day..... i was stopped by a WAJA and out came 4 officers , Pointing their lil pistols at me and .....
Police: bang... this 1 ...u tau 100% tint kah?
Me: ( Gave the 1 cent face ) Tak tau boss... 100% kah?
Police: ( Very very pissed ) Jangan main ya, Kenapa 100%????? ni memang tak pass punye.
Me: Iyekah?? Tidak pass?? ( anyway i knew if i go on asking him the same stuff sure i , either get a summon or maybe 2 for pissing off the police )
Police: I bukak saman ya ??? sure tidak pass ini..terlalu HITAM!
Me: hah.... jangan lar boss... Police: No No...i tell u this, u pergi Balai, settle saman k?
Me: Ah....jangan lar...tolong lar...
Police: I , buat kerja i baik baik... ok?? and u...pergi Balai saja lar untuk settle.
( then i just took out few ten ringgit notes and just show it to him cos i was really in a hurry)
Police: WOI!!! APA KAMU BUAT????
Me: ( Seem Shocked to his reaction , scared i might get tangkap for bribing a police ) Apa boss??
Police: Slow slow lar..bang.. jangan tergesa gesa sangat bah... Slow sikit..
Me: ( hand in the cash )
Police: K....thank u boss.... Me: yeyeyeyeye.... boleh jalan?
Police: Dah..have a nice day...cantik ni kereta.. ya boss? How much u beli??
Me: ( Wind up the window....had enough of his craps ... )
* Next day....i got tahan my the same traffic again. This time... i go JPJ. sigh..... now...40% tint. miss those days..