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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rps13_R" data-source="post: 525322" data-attributes="member: 11555">Got These Stuff From Other WebsiteNo Offence To Ah Beng-Ah Beng (or Ah Lian) In ZTHAs Below:-1. In ancient China, there was this famous martial artist, General Beng. He rode a fiery chariot with lots of bright colorful lights, and his chariot made loud powerful sounds. You can say that General Beng was a one-man light and sound show, rivaling the best fireworks show. General Beng fought many wars and battles and always won them by scaring the living daylights out of his enemies with his bright lights and loud sounds. In his most famous battle, as his forces were almost defeated, General Beng rode his famous chariot with into battle bright and loud. So distracted were his enemies that they lost the battle. So in his honor, drivers of cars with bright lights and loud banging sounds are named Ah Beng. Soon, he will be in the pages of Chinese mythology with divine status equaling General Kuan. 2. There was a guy who liked to have bright lights and noisy muffler installed on his tiny underpowered local car. This unknown guy, Mr. Anonymous, was one of the first customizer of underpowered, but noisy cars. One day while driving along slowly but brightly noisily, another guy came up fast in a powerful imported car. The driver of the import got distracted by the bright lights and sounds and rear-ended poor Mr. Anonymous's car. There was a loud Bang that proved the accident. Both Mr. Anonymous and the driver got out to discuss the accident. The driver of the import said, “Sorry for the accident, mate. You car made a banging sound and that distracted me. What is your name so I can pay you for the damages?" Mr. Anonymous was not a fluent English speaker and he replied, "My car kena bang ah." The driver of the import thought, Mr. Anonymous's name was Ah Beng and so the name stuck for the driver of any car that was a running light and sound show. Ah Beng's IdolUnconfirmed General Beng sighting. Ah Bengers from around the KL area gathered to pay homage to their patron deity, the Great General Beng. They came in droves with their modified Kancils, Kanlaris, and Kelissas, bright and multicolored, loud with modified mufflers and super ICE. There were even some ancient Sagas, truly wondrous tales from a long bygone era. They met in an undisclosed and remote location in South KL. As part of their Chinese New Year celebration, they got some illegal party noise makers (some bystanders allege that fireworks were fired, while others claim that it was car backfire) and put on a spectacular veritable noise and light show. Underpowered engines a roaring, petrol fumes a clouding, car lights a blazing, spinning wheels a turning, black tires a streaking, cigar power a smoking, bright VTEC decals a glowing, and super woofers a banging; it was a show for the HEAVENS. Not to be outdone, the stunt drivers began to show off their prowess with their modified modern day chariots of light and fire. They raced from 0 to 100 in 25 seconds flat with puny 660 auto engines shuddering, climbing steep 1% gradient inclines in record speeds of 25kph -- hey give the poor mouse deer a break. They drifted (well sort of) around the track leaving rubber skid marks and bits and pieces of modified parts on the asphalt. Their dedication to the patron deity, General Beng, showed no bounds and limits. Of course, there were a few on watch with bulgy red packets, just in case the traffic police decided to pay a visit. Suddenly, from the Eastern sky, a bright chariot of gold and amber was spotted. This chariot was an incredible sight, Technicolor fantasy, moving faster than the fastest Kanlari, 0 to 100 in under 20s, and drawn by 30 horses or 30bhp. The Ah Bengers, with gorgeous dates clinging to their arms, oohed and aahed their surprise to see the sight most amazing. The chariot had glow in the dark decals, spinning wheel lights, pulsing LED lights, and other special lighting only found in the most exclusive of the bestest of the best Ah Beng accessory shops. The sonic boom defeated all imagination (and incidentally, also shattered the glass of a few Sagas). The last time this sight was seen was during the later three kingdom era of ancient China in the year 277 AD. A few Ah Beng historians remembered reading about the final victory General Beng had over his enemies exactly 1728 years ago on the first day of the Lunar New Year (numerologist note, 1728 = 12 cubed), and during the year of the big fat yellow chicken. And as suddenly as the chariot appeared, it took off across the invisible new moon, like a Santa sledge drawn by multitudes of reindeers. The awe and shocked Ah Bengers were beside themselves with joy. Ah Beng historians recorded this most significant event and anticipate the next visit of General Beng in the year 3733, also the year of the big fat yellow chicken. And so, this latest sighting of the Great General Beng occurred on the first day of the Lunar New Year in the year of the big fat yellow chicken. Ah Bengers all over will be customizing their cars even more this year in honor of their patron deity, the Great General Beng. Soon, General Beng will earn deity status equal to the other great general, General Kuan (Kuan Kung).Ah Lian???As humans evolved from hunter gatherers to tv watching/computer playing/car driving lifeforms, the need for physical prowness has declined. Rather, evolutionary pressures are toward cerebral and artificial adaptations. Just like peahens that go after the peacocks with the biggest plumage, Ah Lians gravitate toward Ah Bengs with the brightest and most colorful lights. No longer do the females look for physical strength, but rather, look for adaptation in artificial lifestyles. The bright lights signal to the Ah Lians that the Ah Bengs in question are higher lifeforms who have evolved further along the phylogenic scale. These Ah Bengs have further developed their Machiavelian charade by pretending to be a lower lifeform when they are actually more evolved. They are the beginning of a new species -- Homo Ahbengus Superiorititus. One More Thing No Offence To Those Felt They Involved In the Above ArticleI know some one doesHehe</blockquote>

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